DEAR COBB,

It is your fault that when listening to the Ani Difranco song Slide, which is in fact kind of a hurty song and not at all hilarious, I end up in wild hysterics. Why? Oh, because of the line "when I look at you I squint/you are that beautiful ( Read more... )

I filled a hilarious kinkmeme prompt out of a need to take a break and write some crack. 900 words of ridiculousness later, I don't even know if I should post this to the comms angelgazing used her damned "I wrote the Inception team as Care Bears" argument and made me cross-post this. I just. I do not even. Wut.

Title: Shit Arthur Says
Rating: PG (possibly ( Read more... )

See Part One for extended author's note, etc.

( A Whole New World, Arthur/Eames, 2/2 )

The people have voted and whatnot and the first part of TA!Holmes: The Sequel (not the actual title) will go up tonight after I eat something. But first, uh. First a weird little not-quite-poem thing!

( Cleveland from the Corner of 79th and Shakedown Street )

Okay, this is, at this point, just shameless procrastination. I AM COMING BACK IN A SECOND BIG BANG THING, BUT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON YOU SINCE LIKE 8 AM AND YOU ARE NO LESS AWKWARD OR UNFINISHED THAN YOU WERE WHEN I STARTED AND I BEGIN TO DESPAIR OF MY LIFE. SO YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT A MINUTE. SUCK IT.

( Cut for general rambling that has taken up more space than I meant it to. OH PROCRASTINATION. )